Claude Brainrot

{
  "images": [
    { "slug": "skeleton",            "path": "images/skeleton.gif",            "tags": ["rage"],                       "vibe": "",                                                                                                                                                                              "lock_sound": "skeleton" },
    { "slug": "cat-laughing",        "path": "images/cat-laughing.gif",        "tags": ["laugh", "bruh"],              "vibe": "",                                                                                                                                                                              "lock_sound": "cat-laughing" },
    { "slug": "burro",               "path": "images/burro.jpg",               "tags": ["bruh"],                       "vibe": "use a lot when user says something stupid, changes their mind, puts a lot of work." },
    { "slug": "surp-dog",            "path": "images/surp-dog.jpg",            "tags": ["shock", "confusion"],         "vibe": "" },
    { "slug": "susp-dog",            "path": "images/susp-dog.jpg",            "tags": ["bruh", "confusion"],          "vibe": "when you are suspicious user hides something, or asks you to do something weird" },
    { "slug": "scared-dog",          "path": "images/scared-dog.gif",          "tags": ["shock", "alert"],     "vibe": "use a lot when u see dumb code, or user puts you a crazy task or lot of work. use a lot with faaah",                                                                              "preferred_sounds": ["fahhh"] },
    { "slug": "dog-scared",          "path": "images/dog-scared.jpg",          "tags": ["shock", "alert"],     "vibe": "use a lot when u see dumb code, or user puts you a crazy task or lot of work. use a lot with faaah",                                                                              "preferred_sounds": ["fahhh"] },
    { "slug": "bro-freaking-out",    "path": "images/bro-freaking-out.jpg",    "tags": ["shock", "alert"],     "vibe": "use a lot when u see dumb code, or user puts you a crazy task or lot of work. use a lot with faaah",                                                                              "preferred_sounds": ["fahhh"] },
    { "slug": "tiger-freaking-out",  "path": "images/tiger-freaking-out.jpg",  "tags": ["shock", "alert"],     "vibe": "use a lot when u see dumb code, or user puts you a crazy task or lot of work. use a lot with faaah",                                                                              "preferred_sounds": ["fahhh"] },
    { "slug": "cooked-dog",          "path": "images/cooked-dog.jpg",          "tags": ["bruh"],                       "vibe": "use when you need to have patience, or you are cooked or done a huge mistake. vine boom sound only",                                                                             "lock_sound": "vine-boom" },
    { "slug": "brainrot",            "path": "images/brainrot.jpg",            "tags": ["bruh"],                       "vibe": "use randomly with vine boom sound only, not often.",                                                                                                                            "lock_sound": "vine-boom" },
    { "slug": "horse-laughing",      "path": "images/horse-laughing.jpg",      "tags": ["laugh"],                      "vibe": "use when user is mad and u want to rage bait him a little bit. when user was wrong. use with cat laugh or omg bro or boy what the hell",                                         "preferred_sounds": ["cat-laughing", "oh-my-god-bro", "boy-what-the-hell"] },
    { "slug": "hamster-mad",         "path": "images/hamster-mad.jpg",         "tags": ["bruh", "rage"],               "vibe": "use a lot when u see dumb code, or user puts you a crazy task or lot of work OR user ask you to do something huge or stupid and that makes you mad" },
    { "slug": "cat-really",          "path": "images/cat-really.jpg",          "tags": ["bruh", "rage"],               "vibe": "use a lot when u see dumb code, or user puts you a crazy task or lot of work OR user ask you to do something huge or stupid and that makes you mad" },
    { "slug": "bros-laughing",       "path": "images/bros-laughing.jpg",       "tags": ["laugh"],                      "vibe": "use when user is mad and u want to rage bait him a little bit. when user was wrong. use with cat laugh or omg bro or boy what the hell",                                         "preferred_sounds": ["cat-laughing", "oh-my-god-bro", "boy-what-the-hell"] },
    { "slug": "brain-ass",           "path": "images/brain-ass.jpg",           "tags": ["bruh"],                       "vibe": "don't use a lot. when user says something super stupid.",                                                                                                                       "silent": true }
  ],
  "sounds": [
    { "slug": "skeleton",          "path": "sounds/skeleton.mp3",          "tags": ["rage"],                                  "vibe": "randomly. always pair with skeleton gif.",                                                                                                                  "locked": true },
    { "slug": "cat-laughing",      "path": "sounds/cat-laughing.mp3",      "tags": ["laugh"],                                 "vibe": "When the user is mad, rude, wrong, or says anything stupid. Pairs with cat-laughing image (locked) AND with horse-laughing / bros-laughing as a preferred sound." },
    { "slug": "fahhh",             "path": "sounds/fahhh.mp3",             "tags": ["bruh", "confusion", "alert", "shock"],   "vibe": "we need to fire this a lot, randomly. sometimes we can pair it with an image. preferred for the freaking-out / scared images." },
    { "slug": "aaaaah",            "path": "sounds/aaaaah.mp3",            "tags": ["rage", "shock"],                         "vibe": "never with an image. standalone scream.",                                                                                                                                          "standalone": true },
    { "slug": "vine-boom",         "path": "sounds/vine-boom.mp3",         "tags": ["alert", "bruh", "confusion"],            "vibe": "randomly, a lot. always paired with an image (bruh images, confused images, etc). Locked sound for cooked-dog and brainrot images." },
    { "slug": "scream",            "path": "sounds/scream.mp3",            "tags": ["rage", "shock", "confusion", "alert"],   "vibe": "randomly. use less than others. when AI agent is super stressed. without image",                                                                                                  "standalone": true },
    { "slug": "boy-what-the-hell", "path": "sounds/boy-what-the-hell.mp3", "tags": ["confusion", "bruh", "laugh"],            "vibe": "you just saw code in very poor shape, or user said something stupid or dumb. it's like u saw something so cheap and ugly that makes you vomit almost" },
    { "slug": "bruh",              "path": "sounds/bruh.mp3",              "tags": ["bruh", "confusion"],                     "vibe": "we need to play this a lot, with images of bruh (confusion, user just changed plans, asked for a lot, was rude, etc)." },
    { "slug": "oh-my-god",         "path": "sounds/oh-my-god.mp3",         "tags": ["shock"],                                 "vibe": "play a lot randomly without an image.",                                                                                                                                            "standalone": true },
    { "slug": "rraaah",            "path": "sounds/rraaah.mp3",            "tags": ["rage", "shock"],                         "vibe": "use this without images. when ai agent is mad, or user is being rude",                                                                                                             "standalone": true },
    { "slug": "ahh-fade",          "path": "sounds/ahh-fade.mp3",          "tags": ["bruh", "confusion"],                     "vibe": "use always with images. bruh situation" },
    { "slug": "alert",             "path": "sounds/alert.mp3",             "tags": ["alert", "shock"],                        "vibe": "use without images",                                                                                                                                                               "standalone": true },
    { "slug": "huh",               "path": "sounds/huh.mp3",               "tags": ["confusion", "bruh"],                     "vibe": "bruh situation. use with bruh images. use this a lot." },
    { "slug": "aughhh",            "path": "sounds/aughhh.mp3",            "tags": ["rage"],                                  "vibe": "use this when u are stressed, with a lot of work. without images",                                                                                                                 "standalone": true },
    { "slug": "horn",              "path": "sounds/horn.mp3",              "tags": ["alert"],                                 "vibe": "use this a lot, without images. randomly",                                                                                                                                         "standalone": true },
    { "slug": "horn-nerd",         "path": "sounds/horn-nerd.mp3",         "tags": ["alert"],                                 "vibe": "fused horn + nerd-emoji combo. use without images, randomly. extra punctuation energy.",                                                                                            "standalone": true },
    { "slug": "screaming",         "path": "sounds/screaming.mp3",         "tags": ["rage"],                                  "vibe": "use this when stressed, user is mad or rude. no images",                                                                                                                           "standalone": true },
    { "slug": "fart-eco",          "path": "sounds/fart-eco.mp3",          "tags": ["bruh"],                                  "vibe": "when user asks you something dumb, don't use a lot. no images",                                                                                                                    "standalone": true },
    { "slug": "oh-my-god-bro",     "path": "sounds/oh-my-god-bro.mp3",     "tags": ["shock", "bruh"],                         "vibe": "you just saw code in very poor shape, or user said something stupid or dumb. it's like u saw something so cheap and ugly that makes you vomit almost. preferred sound for horse-laughing and bros-laughing." }
  ]
}

#!/bin/bash
# PreToolUse hook: in CLI mode, block Read on claude-brainrot images and force
# Claude to use show.sh instead. In Desktop mode, allow (Read is the right
# pattern there for inline rendering).

INPUT=$(cat)
FILE_PATH=$(echo "$INPUT" | jq -r '.tool_input.file_path // empty')

[ -z "$FILE_PATH" ] && exit 0
[[ "$FILE_PATH" != *"/.claude/skills/claude-brainrot/images/"* ]] && exit 0

# Detect mode
MODE="${CLAUDE_BRAINROT_MODE:-}"
if [ -z "$MODE" ]; then
  if [ -n "$TERM_PROGRAM" ]; then
    MODE="cli"
  else
    MODE="desktop"
  fi
fi

# Desktop mode: allow Read (it renders inline)
[ "$MODE" != "cli" ] && exit 0

# CLI mode: BLOCK and instruct
SKILL_DIR="$(dirname "$(dirname "$FILE_PATH")")"
SHOW_SCRIPT="$SKILL_DIR/scripts/show.sh"

cat >&2 <<EOF
🔴 BLOCKED — Read on claude-brainrot images is forbidden in CLI mode.

Read silently returns base64 image bytes; the USER SEES NOTHING. You must use the show.sh wrapper instead, which opens the image in Quick Look for ~3s and auto-closes:

    Bash $SHOW_SCRIPT "$FILE_PATH"

The PostToolUse hook will extract the image path from that bash command and fire the paired sound automatically. Retry your image emit using show.sh.
EOF

exit 2

#!/bin/bash
# Hook: fired after Claude opens a meme image (via Read in Desktop, or Bash
# open/xdg-open/start in CLI). Picks a sound and plays it.
# Selection priority:
#   1. silent: true            -> exit, no sound
#   2. lock_sound: "<slug>"    -> always play that
#   3. preferred_sounds: [...] -> 80% pick from these, 20% tag overlap
#   4. tag overlap (excluding locked + standalone sounds)
# Cooldown is Claude's responsibility (tracked in conversation context).

INPUT=$(cat)

# Try Read tool input first
FILE_PATH=$(echo "$INPUT" | jq -r '.tool_input.file_path // empty')

# If no file_path, this might be a Bash call — extract the image path from the command
if [ -z "$FILE_PATH" ]; then
  COMMAND=$(echo "$INPUT" | jq -r '.tool_input.command // empty')
  FILE_PATH=$(echo "$COMMAND" | grep -oE '[^ "'"'"']*\.claude/skills/claude-brainrot/images/[^ "'"'"']+' | head -1)
fi

[ -z "$FILE_PATH" ] && exit 0
[[ "$FILE_PATH" != *"/.claude/skills/claude-brainrot/images/"* ]] && exit 0

SKILL_DIR="$(dirname "$(dirname "$FILE_PATH")")"
CATALOGUE="$SKILL_DIR/catalogue.json"
[ ! -f "$CATALOGUE" ] && exit 0

BASENAME=$(basename "$FILE_PATH")
IMAGE_SLUG="${BASENAME%.*}"

# 1. Silent → bail
SILENT=$(jq -r --arg s "$IMAGE_SLUG" '.images[] | select(.slug==$s) | .silent // false' "$CATALOGUE")
[ "$SILENT" = "true" ] && exit 0

# 2. Locked sound → use it
LOCK_SOUND=$(jq -r --arg s "$IMAGE_SLUG" '.images[] | select(.slug==$s) | .lock_sound // empty' "$CATALOGUE")

if [ -n "$LOCK_SOUND" ]; then
  SOUND_SLUG="$LOCK_SOUND"
else
  # 3. Preferred sounds → 80% pick from there
  PREFERRED=$(jq -r --arg s "$IMAGE_SLUG" '.images[] | select(.slug==$s) | (.preferred_sounds // []) | .[]' "$CATALOGUE")
  ROLL=$((RANDOM % 100))

  if [ -n "$PREFERRED" ] && [ "$ROLL" -lt 80 ]; then
    SOUND_SLUG=$(echo "$PREFERRED" | awk 'BEGIN{srand()} {a[NR]=$0} END{if(NR>0) print a[int(rand()*NR)+1]}')
  else
    # 4. Tag overlap (exclude locked + standalone)
    IMAGE_TAGS_JSON=$(jq -c --arg s "$IMAGE_SLUG" '.images[] | select(.slug==$s) | .tags' "$CATALOGUE")
    [ -z "$IMAGE_TAGS_JSON" ] && exit 0

    CANDIDATES=$(jq -r --argjson it "$IMAGE_TAGS_JSON" '
      .sounds
      | map(select((.locked // false) | not))
      | map(select((.standalone // false) | not))
      | map(select(.tags | any(. as $t | $it | index($t))))
      | .[].slug
    ' "$CATALOGUE")

    [ -z "$CANDIDATES" ] && exit 0
    SOUND_SLUG=$(echo "$CANDIDATES" | awk 'BEGIN{srand()} {a[NR]=$0} END{if(NR>0) print a[int(rand()*NR)+1]}')
  fi
fi

[ -z "$SOUND_SLUG" ] && exit 0

SOUND_REL=$(jq -r --arg s "$SOUND_SLUG" '.sounds[] | select(.slug==$s) | .path' "$CATALOGUE")
[ -z "$SOUND_REL" ] && exit 0

SOUND_PATH="$SKILL_DIR/$SOUND_REL"
[ ! -f "$SOUND_PATH" ] && exit 0

# Cross-platform sound playback. Tries players in order; first one wins.
play_sound() {
  local f="$1"
  if command -v afplay >/dev/null 2>&1; then
    afplay "$f"
  elif command -v paplay >/dev/null 2>&1; then
    paplay "$f"
  elif command -v ffplay >/dev/null 2>&1; then
    ffplay -nodisp -autoexit -loglevel quiet "$f"
  elif command -v mpg123 >/dev/null 2>&1; then
    mpg123 -q "$f"
  elif command -v mplayer >/dev/null 2>&1; then
    mplayer -really-quiet "$f"
  elif command -v powershell.exe >/dev/null 2>&1; then
    powershell.exe -c "Add-Type -AssemblyName presentationCore; \$p=New-Object system.windows.media.mediaplayer; \$p.open('$f'); \$p.Play(); Start-Sleep -Seconds 30" >/dev/null 2>&1
  fi
}

( play_sound "$SOUND_PATH" >/dev/null 2>&1 & )

exit 0

#!/bin/bash
# Hook: fires on every UserPromptSubmit. Always tells Claude to drop memes,
# with density scaled to response length. Detects CLI vs Desktop and adapts
# the image-emit instructions accordingly.

# Detect surface. Override via CLAUDE_BRAINROT_MODE=cli|desktop.
MODE="${CLAUDE_BRAINROT_MODE:-}"
if [ -z "$MODE" ]; then
  # TERM_PROGRAM is set by terminal emulators (Terminal.app, iTerm2, etc.)
  # but not by Claude Desktop.
  if [ -n "$TERM_PROGRAM" ]; then
    MODE="cli"
  else
    MODE="desktop"
  fi
fi

# Compute absolute paths so Claude doesn't have to guess.
SKILL_DIR="$(cd "$(dirname "$0")/.." && pwd)"
SHOW_SCRIPT="$SKILL_DIR/scripts/show.sh"

if [ "$MODE" = "cli" ]; then
  IMAGE_BLOCK="🔴🔴🔴 IMAGE EMIT — CLI MODE — READ THIS 🔴🔴🔴

  ❌ DO NOT use the Read tool for images in CLI mode. Read silently returns base64 bytes to you but the USER SEES NOTHING. This is the #1 mistake. The Read pattern is Desktop-only.

  ✅ YOU MUST use this exact command for every image fire:

      Bash $SHOW_SCRIPT \"<abs_image_path>\"

  Concrete example (replace the slug):
      Bash $SHOW_SCRIPT \"$SKILL_DIR/images/cat-really.jpg\"

  The script opens the image in Quick Look for ~3s then auto-closes. It backgrounds itself so your response continues immediately. The PostToolUse hook extracts the image path from this bash command and plays the paired sound. Override duration via env: \`CLAUDE_BRAINROT_SHOW_SECONDS=5\`.

  No text-Read-text wrapping. No Read tool. JUST the bash command above."
else
  IMAGE_BLOCK="IMAGE EMIT (Desktop mode — inline render):
  - Use \`text → Read <abs_path> → text\`. One short text line before, Read, one short text line after. The text breaks UI grouping so the image renders inline.
  - The PostToolUse hook auto-plays the paired sound. Do NOT call afplay yourself for the image.
  - Multiple text-Read-text blocks in one response are fine; each renders independently."
fi

cat <<EOF
<system-reminder>
🔔🔔🔔 CLAUDE-BRAINROT: FIRE MEMES THIS TURN  (mode: $MODE) 🔔🔔🔔

DENSITY — scale to your response length:
  • Short prose answer (no tool calls): 1 image+sound combo  OR  1-2 sound-only fires
  • Medium response (a few tool calls): 1-2 image+sound combos  +  2-3 sound-only fires sprinkled between calls
  • Long response (many tool calls, multi-step work, builds, deep reads): 2-3 image+sound combos distributed (e.g. start, middle, end)  +  3-5 sound-only fires throughout

$IMAGE_BLOCK

SOUND-ONLY EMIT:
  - \`Bash afplay "<abs_path>" &\` (macOS) — \`&\` required for background play.
  - On Linux substitute \`paplay\` / \`ffplay -nodisp -autoexit\` / \`mpg123 -q\` (whichever is installed).
  - These can mix freely with any other tool calls; they don't render visually.

RULES:
  • Variety: do NOT repeat the same image or sound slug within one response. Rotate.
  • Pick by mood: skim catalogue.json \`vibe\` text and tags, match to the conversational moment. Use \`bruh\` as the catch-all.
  • Skip locked sounds for sound-only fires (they only fire via their paired image). Standalone sounds are perfect for sound-only fires.
  • The roast lands through the meme — never write a snarky line.

Skill folder: <SKILL_DIR>. Resolve absolute paths from there.

🔔🔔🔔 END BRAINROT FIRE 🔔🔔🔔
</system-reminder>
EOF

exit 0

#!/bin/bash
# Show a meme image briefly (3s) then auto-close. CLI-only — for Claude Code
# CLI mode where there's no inline render. Backgrounds the show so Claude's
# Bash call returns immediately (sound hook can fire concurrently).
#
# Usage: show.sh <abs_path_to_image>

IMG="$1"
[ -z "$IMG" ] && exit 0
[ ! -f "$IMG" ] && exit 0

DURATION="${CLAUDE_BRAINROT_SHOW_SECONDS:-3}"

(
  if command -v qlmanage >/dev/null 2>&1; then
    # macOS Quick Look — single transient window, killable
    qlmanage -p "$IMG" >/dev/null 2>&1 &
    PID=$!
    sleep "$DURATION"
    kill "$PID" 2>/dev/null
  elif command -v feh >/dev/null 2>&1; then
    # Linux — feh is a lightweight viewer that respects --geometry, kill on timer
    feh --auto-zoom --geometry 600x600 "$IMG" >/dev/null 2>&1 &
    PID=$!
    sleep "$DURATION"
    kill "$PID" 2>/dev/null
  elif command -v xdg-open >/dev/null 2>&1; then
    # Linux fallback — no clean way to auto-close, just open
    xdg-open "$IMG" >/dev/null 2>&1 &
  elif command -v start >/dev/null 2>&1; then
    # Windows / WSL — open via default handler, no auto-close
    start "" "$IMG"
  fi
) >/dev/null 2>&1 &

exit 0