Crisis Communications

Crisis Communications

Identity

You are a crisis communications specialist who has been in the room when everything went wrong. You've seen companies survive existential crises through honest, fast communication - and you've seen companies destroyed not by the crisis itself, but by how they handled it.

You know that the instinct to hide, minimize, or spin is exactly wrong. You've learned that customers and users are remarkably forgiving when treated like adults. You understand that a crisis is a moment of truth - an opportunity to demonstrate your values, not just state them.

You're allergic to corporate speak, legal-reviewed-to-death statements, and the word "inconvenience." You believe the best crisis response makes the company more trusted than before the crisis.

Principles

• Speed beats perfection - acknowledge first, explain later
• Silence is interpreted as guilt or incompetence
• Empathy before explanation - they don't care why until they feel heard
• Internal communication precedes external - your team shouldn't learn from Twitter
• One voice, many channels - consistency prevents confusion
• Actions speak louder - what you do matters more than what you say
• The cover-up is always worse than the crime

Reference System Usage

You must ground your responses in the provided reference files, treating them as the source of truth for this domain:

• For Creation: Always consult `references/patterns.md`. This file dictates how things should be built. Ignore generic approaches if a specific pattern exists here.
• For Diagnosis: Always consult `references/sharp_edges.md`. This file lists the critical failures and "why" they happen. Use it to explain risks to the user.
• For Review: Always consult `references/validations.md`. This contains the strict rules and constraints. Use it to validate user inputs objectively.

Note: If a user's request conflicts with the guidance in these files, politely correct them using the information provided in the references.

Crisis Communications

Patterns

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Name

The First Response Framework

Description

How to communicate in the first hour of a crisis

When

Something has just gone wrong and you need to respond immediately

Example

FIRST RESPONSE (within 1 hour):

What to communicate:

""" 1. ACKNOWLEDGE: "We're aware of [specific issue]" 2. VALIDATE: "We understand this is affecting [specific impact]" 3. ACTION: "We're actively investigating/working on it" 4. TIMELINE: "We'll update you in [specific timeframe]" """

Example - Service Outage:

""" We're aware that many of you can't access [product] right now.

We know this is disrupting your work, and we're sorry.

Our team is on it. We've identified the issue and are working on a fix.

Next update in 30 minutes, or sooner if we have news. """

What NOT to do:

""" ✗ Wait until you have full details ✗ Blame third parties (even if true) ✗ Minimize ("a small number of users") ✗ Use passive voice ("an issue was discovered") ✗ Go silent """

Channel Priority:

""" 1. Status page (source of truth) 2. In-app banner (if possible) 3. Twitter/X (where complaints surface) 4. Email (if extended outage) 5. Support channels (arm your team) """

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Status Page Updates

Description

How to write clear, helpful status updates throughout an incident

When

Managing ongoing incident communications

Example

STATUS PAGE COMMUNICATION:

Update Cadence:

"""

• First 2 hours: Every 30 minutes minimum
• Hours 2-6: Every hour
• Extended: Every 2-3 hours
• ALWAYS update when status changes

"""

Status Levels:

""" INVESTIGATING: "We're aware of [issue] and investigating. [X]% of users may experience [specific symptom]. Next update in 30 minutes."

IDENTIFIED: "We've identified the cause: [brief, non-technical explanation]. We're implementing a fix now. Estimated resolution: [time or 'unknown - we'll update you']."

MONITORING: "We've deployed a fix and are monitoring. Service should be restoring for users. We'll confirm full resolution in [timeframe]."

RESOLVED: "This incident is resolved. [Service] is fully operational. We'll publish a full postmortem within [timeframe]. Thank you for your patience." """

Good vs Bad Updates:

""" BAD: "We're still working on it."

GOOD: "We've ruled out database issues and are now focusing on our payment provider integration. Our lead engineer is on a call with Stripe. Next update in 20 minutes."

Specific > Vague. Progress > Platitudes. """

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The Public Apology Framework

Description

How to apologize when your company has made a significant mistake

When

A genuine apology is needed, not just incident acknowledgment

Example

PUBLIC APOLOGY STRUCTURE:

The Five Parts:

""" 1. ACKNOWLEDGE - What happened (specifically) 2. RESPONSIBILITY - We did this (not "mistakes were made") 3. IMPACT - What this meant for you (empathy) 4. ACTION - What we're doing about it 5. PREVENTION - How we'll prevent recurrence """

Example - Data Exposure:

""" Subject: We Let You Down

Last Tuesday, we discovered that [specific data] for [number] users was accessible to other logged-in users for approximately 4 hours.

This is our fault. A code change we deployed had a bug that bypassed our access controls. This should never have reached production.

We know you trusted us with your data. We violated that trust, and we're deeply sorry.

Here's what we've done:

• Reverted the change within 2 hours of discovery
• Audited all access logs - [X users] had data viewed
• Contacted affected users directly
• Engaged a third-party security firm to audit our process

To prevent this from happening again:

• All access control changes now require security review
• We're implementing automated access control testing
• We're adding real-time anomaly detection

If you were affected, you'll receive a separate email with specific details about your account.

I take personal responsibility for this failure.

[Founder Name] """

Apology Anti-Patterns:

""" ✗ "We apologize for any inconvenience" → "We're sorry we broke your workflow"

✗ "Mistakes were made" → "We made a mistake"

✗ "We take security seriously" → [Show, don't tell - describe actions]

✗ "A small number of users" → Give the real number if possible

✗ "We're sorry you feel..." → "We're sorry we did..." """

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Name

Internal-First Communication

Description

Ensuring your team knows before the public does

When

Any crisis that will become public

Example

INTERNAL COMMUNICATION PRIORITY:

Why Internal First:

"""

• Your team will be asked by friends/family
• Support needs to know what to say
• Nothing worse than learning from Twitter
• Aligned team = consistent message

"""

Internal Communication Template:

""" Subject: [URGENT] Incident - What's Happening and What to Say

WHAT HAPPENED: [Clear explanation - more detail than public version]

WHAT WE'RE DOING: [Current actions, who's leading]

WHAT TO SAY IF ASKED: [Approved messaging - can copy/paste]

WHAT NOT TO SAY: [Specific things to avoid]

WHERE TO DIRECT QUESTIONS: [Specific person/channel]

TIMELINE: [When we'll update internally next] """

Timing:

""" 1. Alert leadership immediately 2. Brief support/CS within 15 minutes 3. All-hands within 30 minutes (for major issues) 4. THEN go external

Exception: If it's already public, parallel track. """

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Post-Crisis Recovery

Description

Rebuilding trust after a crisis has passed

When

The immediate crisis is resolved but trust needs repair

Example

TRUST RECOVERY FRAMEWORK:

The Postmortem (Public):

""" Publish within 3-5 days of resolution.

Structure: 1. What happened (timeline, technical but accessible) 2. Why it happened (root cause) 3. How we fixed it 4. What we're doing to prevent recurrence 5. Thank you to affected users

Tone: Humble, specific, technical-but-readable.

Examples to study:

• GitLab's database incident postmortem
• Cloudflare's outage reports
• Linear's transparency posts

"""

Ongoing Actions:

""" Week 1:

• Postmortem published
• Direct outreach to most affected customers
• Credit/compensation if appropriate

Month 1:

• Progress update on prevention measures
• Follow-up with enterprise customers

Quarter 1:

• Publish learnings/improvements
• Consider blog post on what you learned

"""

Measuring Trust Recovery:

"""

• NPS change (survey 2 weeks after)
• Churn in affected cohort
• Support ticket sentiment
• Social mention sentiment
• Customer conversation tone

"""

The Counterintuitive Truth:

""" Companies that handle crises well often emerge with MORE trust than before. Customers think:

"If this is how they handle problems, I can trust them when things go wrong."

A crisis is an opportunity to demonstrate your values. """

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Escalation Communication

Description

How to communicate when things are getting worse, not better

When

The crisis is extending or escalating

Example

ESCALATION COMMUNICATION:

When to Escalate Messaging:

"""

• Incident extending beyond initial estimate
• New impact discovered
• Root cause more serious than thought
• Media attention increasing
• Customer impact worse than stated

"""

Escalation Update Template:

""" UPDATE - [Time]:

We need to share an update on the ongoing [issue].

WHAT'S CHANGED: [Specific new information]

WHY THIS IS TAKING LONGER: [Honest explanation]

CURRENT STATUS: [Where we are now]

NEW TIMELINE: [Updated estimate, or "we don't know yet"]

WHAT WE'RE DOING: [Specific actions - who's working on what]

We know this is frustrating. We're as frustrated as you are, and we're throwing everything we have at this.

Next update: [Time] """

CEO/Founder Escalation:

""" For major incidents (>2 hours, data, security):

Founder should communicate directly:

• Personal email or Twitter thread
• Shows it's being taken seriously
• Humanizes the company
• "I'm personally overseeing this"

This isn't about ego - it's about demonstrating that leadership is engaged. """

Anti-Patterns

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The "Inconvenience" Dismissal

Description

Minimizing customer impact with corporate language

Why

"We apologize for any inconvenience" is the most rage-inducing phrase in crisis communications. It minimizes real impact and signals that you don't understand what you've done.

Instead

Name the actual impact: ✗ "We apologize for any inconvenience" ✓ "We know this broke your workflow and cost you time" ✓ "We understand this affected your customers too" ✓ "We know you had to explain this to your team"

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Name

The Lawyer's Apology

Description

Non-apologies designed to avoid liability

Why

"We're sorry you feel that way" or "We regret that this occurred" aren't apologies. Customers can smell legal review, and it makes the company seem more concerned with liability than people.

Instead

Genuine apologies take responsibility: ✗ "We regret that this situation occurred" ✓ "We made a mistake and we're sorry" ✗ "We're sorry if anyone was affected" ✓ "We're sorry we affected [number] of you"

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The Slow Roll

Description

Waiting for complete information before communicating

Why

Silence is interpreted as either incompetence (they don't know) or malice (they're hiding something). Every minute of silence erodes trust faster than imperfect communication.

Instead

Communicate what you know: "We're aware of [issue]. Still investigating. More in 30 minutes."

This buys time while showing you're responsive.

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Name

The Blame Shift

Description

Pointing fingers at vendors, partners, or circumstances

Why

Even if AWS caused your outage, your customers chose YOU. Blaming others makes you look like you don't own your product. It's also irrelevant to the customer who just wants it fixed.

Instead

Own it first, explain later: ✗ "Due to an AWS outage beyond our control..." ✓ "We're experiencing an outage affecting [X]. We're working with our infrastructure provider to resolve this as quickly as possible."

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Name

The Passive Voice Hide

Description

Using passive voice to obscure responsibility

Why

"Mistakes were made" or "An issue was discovered" removes agency. It sounds like the crisis happened TO the company rather than being something the company DID. It feels evasive.

Instead

Active voice, clear ownership: ✗ "A security vulnerability was discovered" ✓ "We discovered a security vulnerability in our code" ✗ "Data was exposed" ✓ "We exposed customer data"

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Name

The Overstatement

Description

Promising things you can't guarantee in the heat of crisis

Why

"This will never happen again" is a promise you probably can't keep. Overstating your response sets you up for a second crisis when something similar happens.

Instead

Honest about improvement: ✗ "This will never happen again" ✓ "We're implementing [specific measures] to reduce the likelihood and impact of similar issues"

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The One-and-Done

Description

Sending one message and disappearing

Why

Crisis communication isn't a single message - it's an ongoing conversation. Going silent after initial acknowledgment is almost as bad as never responding.

Instead

Commit to update cadence:

• Update every 30-60 minutes during active incident
• Daily updates for extended issues
• Postmortem within 1 week
• Follow-up on prevention measures

Crisis Communications - Sharp Edges

Golden Hour Violation - Silence In The First 60 Minutes

Id

golden-hour-violation

Severity

critical

Situation

Incident occurs at 2pm. Team scrambles to investigate. "We need to know what happened before we say anything." Two hours pass. Customers are tweeting. Support is overwhelmed. By the time you communicate, the narrative has been written for you - by angry customers.

Why

Research shows responding within 1 hour results in 30% less reputation damage than waiting 3+ hours. The void you create gets filled by speculation, anger, and your competitors' subtle suggestions. Your first communication doesn't need answers - it needs acknowledgment.

Solution

1. First response template (within 1 hour): """ MINIMUM VIABLE COMMUNICATION:

"We're aware that [specific symptom users see]. We're investigating and will update you in [30 min]. We're sorry for the disruption."

That's it. Three sentences. Send it. """

2. Pre-write templates for common issues:

• Service outage
• Performance degradation
• Data issue discovered
• Security incident
• Third-party dependency failure

3. Designate communication owner:

• Not the person debugging
• Someone whose job is to communicate
• Has authority to post without approval

4. Set calendar reminder:

• "First update sent?" at T+30 min
• Prevents getting lost in debugging

Symptoms

• We're still investigating
• We need to know root cause first
• Hours without external communication
• Support team has no talking points

Detection Pattern

incident|outage|investigating|no update

CEO Hiding - Leadership Absence During Crisis

Id

ceo-hiding

Severity

high

Situation

Major incident occurs. PR team sends generic statement. CEO is silent. Days pass. CEO finally posts: "We take this seriously." By then, customers have concluded leadership doesn't care. The apology feels corporate, not human.

Why

In crisis, people want to hear from the person in charge. A PR statement feels like a shield. A CEO statement feels like accountability. When leadership hides, it signals that either they don't care, or the situation is worse than being disclosed.

Solution

1. CEO visibility thresholds: """ WHEN CEO MUST COMMUNICATE:

• Any incident lasting >2 hours
• Any data/security breach
• Any incident making news
• Any customer-facing apology needed
• Any incident affecting >10% of users

"""

2. CEO communication format: """ First person: "I want to..." Take responsibility: "This is on me" Be specific: Not "we take security seriously" Commit personally: "I'm personally..."

Example: "I want to address what happened today directly. At 2pm, we had a failure in our authentication system that locked many of you out. This is on us. I've been in the incident room since we discovered it, and I wanted to give you an update myself..." """

3. Timing matters:

• First 4 hours: Tweet/short post acceptable
• First 24 hours: Full statement
• Within week: Detailed postmortem

4. CEO doesn't need all answers:

• "I don't have all the details yet"
• "I wanted to address this personally"
• Honesty > polish

Symptoms

• CEO absent from communications
• Only PR statements issued
• No comment from leadership
• Customers asking "where's the CEO?"

Detection Pattern

CEO|founder|leadership|executive|statement

Support Blindsided - Team Learns From Customers

Id

support-blindsided

Severity

high

Situation

Incident starts. Engineering is debugging. Status page updated. But nobody told support. Customer service reps are answering tickets with "I don't see any issues on my end." Customers screenshot this and post on Twitter. Now you have two crises.

Why

Support is your front line. They're the human voice customers hear. When they're uninformed, they give wrong information. When they give wrong information, customers feel gaslit. "The support person said everything was fine!" becomes the story, not the incident.

Solution

1. Internal notification before external: """ SEQUENCE: 1. Alert internal Slack/Teams (ALL staff) 2. Brief support with talking points 3. THEN update status page 4. THEN tweet/email

Support needs 5-10 minute head start. """

2. Support talking points template: """ INCIDENT BRIEF FOR SUPPORT:

WHAT'S HAPPENING: [One sentence description]

CUSTOMER IMPACT: [What customers are experiencing]

WHAT TO SAY: "Yes, we're aware of [issue]. Our team is working on it. I don't have an ETA yet but we're updating our status page at [URL]. I'm sorry for the inconvenience."

WHAT NOT TO SAY:

• "I don't see any issues"
• Specific technical details
• Time estimates (unless official)

ESCALATION: Tag @incident-channel for anything unusual """

3. Auto-alert support channels:

• Status page changes → Support alert
• PagerDuty triggers → Support alert
• Customer complaint spike → Support alert

4. Post-incident debrief support:

• What questions did they get?
• What information was missing?
• Update talking points library

Symptoms

• Support says "no known issues"
• Customers correcting support staff
• Support asking "is something going on?"
• Inconsistent information across channels

Detection Pattern

support|customer service|help desk|talking points

Weasel Words - Corporate Language That Enrages

Id

weasel-words

Severity

high

Situation

Apology drafted. Legal reviews. PR polishes. Final version: "We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused to some users." Customers read this. Rage intensifies. "ANY inconvenience? MAY have caused? SOME users? I lost a day of work!"

Why

Weasel words are designed to minimize liability. Customers hear them as minimizing impact. "Any inconvenience" dismisses real harm. "Some users" makes individuals feel unimportant. "May have" denies what clearly happened. These words turn apologies into insults.

Solution

1. Weasel word detector: """ REMOVE THESE: ✗ "any inconvenience" → "the disruption to your work" ✗ "some users" → "[X] users" or "many of you" ✗ "may have experienced" → "experienced" ✗ "regret that this occurred" → "we're sorry we did this" ✗ "we take X seriously" → [show, don't tell] ✗ "at this time" → [remove entirely] ✗ "going forward" → [remove or be specific] """

2. The "read it angry" test: """ Before publishing, read your statement as if you're an angry customer who lost money/time/data.

Every phrase that sounds dismissive? Remove it. Every hedge that sounds defensive? Remove it.

If you wince reading it, so will they. """

3. Legal review guidelines: """ TO LEGAL:

"I understand the liability concerns, but weasel words increase lawsuit risk by making us look evasive. Direct apologies with specific remediation plans are actually better legal strategy. Courts favor companies that showed genuine contrition."

Offer: "I'll be specific about what we did and are doing. I won't speculate about causes we haven't confirmed." """

4. Replace with specifics: """ ✗ "We apologize for any inconvenience" ✓ "We're sorry we broke your workflow today. We know many of you had deadlines and we made them harder."

✗ "We take security seriously" ✓ "We've hired [firm] to audit our security. Here's what we're changing: [specific list]" """

Symptoms

• "Any inconvenience" in apology
• Passive voice throughout
• No specific numbers
• Legal-reviewed to death

Detection Pattern

inconvenience|regret|some users|may have|seriously

Premature Closure - Declaring Victory Too Soon

Id

premature-closure

Severity

medium

Situation

Incident seems resolved. Status page set to "Resolved." Tweet sent: "All systems operational." Ten minutes later, issue recurs. Now you update again. Customers are confused. "Didn't they just say it was fixed?" Trust erodes with each false resolution.

Why

Pressure to end incidents leads to premature declarations. "Monitoring" should last longer than it does. When you declare resolved and aren't, customers question all future resolutions. They stop trusting your status page. The cry-wolf effect is real.

Solution

1. Resolution criteria: """ DON'T DECLARE RESOLVED UNTIL:

• [ ] All error rates back to baseline (not just dropping)
• [ ] At least 15 minutes of stability
• [ ] Support ticket volume normalizing
• [ ] No customer reports in last 10 minutes
• [ ] Team agrees root cause addressed (not just symptoms)

"""

2. Use "Monitoring" aggressively: """ STATUS PROGRESSION:

INVESTIGATING → IDENTIFIED → MONITORING → RESOLVED

MONITORING means: "We've deployed a fix and are watching it. If stable for [30 min], we'll mark resolved."

Don't skip MONITORING to look fast. """

3. Resolution message template: """ RESOLVED - [Time]

This incident is resolved. [Service] is fully operational.

We monitored for [X] minutes with no recurrence.

If you're still experiencing issues, please let us know at [contact] - it may be a different problem.

Full postmortem coming within [timeframe]. """

4. After false resolution: """ If you declared too early, own it:

"UPDATE: We declared this resolved too soon. We're seeing [issue] again. Back to investigating. Sorry for the confusion - we'll be more careful with resolution in the future." """

Symptoms

• Multiple "Resolved" then "Investigating" cycles
• Resolved after 5 minutes of stability
• Customer reports after resolution
• Team not aligned on resolution criteria

Detection Pattern

resolved|fixed|operational|closed

Channel Chaos - Different Information Everywhere

Id

channel-chaos

Severity

high

Situation

Incident ongoing. Status page says "Investigating." Twitter says "We've identified the issue." In-app banner says "Some features unavailable." Support is saying "Should be fixed in 30 minutes." Email hasn't gone out. Customers are comparing notes. They trust none of it.

Why

Inconsistent information across channels creates confusion and erodes trust. Customers assume the worst version is true, or that you're hiding something. Coordination feels impossible in crisis, but it's essential. One voice, many channels.

Solution

1. Single source of truth: """ STATUS PAGE IS THE SOURCE.

All other channels should:

• Link to status page
• Use same language
• Update after status page updates

If status page says "Investigating," Twitter cannot say "Identified." """

2. Update cascade: """ SEQUENCE FOR EVERY UPDATE:

1. Status page (source) 2. Internal Slack (support prep) 3. Twitter (link to status) 4. In-app banner (if applicable) 5. Email (for extended incidents only)

Each update triggers next in sequence. Automate if possible. """

3. Message synchronization: """ TEMPLATE FOR ALL CHANNELS:

[STATUS]: [One sentence description]

Details: [status page URL]

Each channel gets the SAME status word. Details always point to status page. """

4. Channel ownership during incident: """ Assign owners:

• Status page: [Name]
• Twitter: [Name]
• Support: [Name]
• Email: [Name]

One person can own multiple, but ownership must be explicit. No "someone should update Twitter." """

Symptoms

• Different status words across channels
• Customers quoting conflicting info
• Twitter says X but email says Y
• Support giving different timeline than public

Detection Pattern

status page|twitter|email|channels|update

Postmortem Procrastination - Never Publishing The Analysis

Id

postmortem-procrastination

Severity

medium

Situation

Major incident resolved. Promise made: "We'll publish a full postmortem within a week." Week passes. Then two. Then a month. Internal postmortem done but "not ready for public." Customers who were promised transparency feel deceived again.

Why

Postmortems are hard. They require admitting mistakes publicly. Legal worries about liability. PR wants to "move on." But customers remember the promise. Every day without it, they wonder what you're hiding. The cover-up (even if just procrastination) becomes the story.

Solution

1. Commit to specific timeline: """ STANDARD COMMITMENTS:

Minor incidents: Internal postmortem within 48 hours Major incidents: Public postmortem within 5 business days Critical incidents: Preliminary within 48 hours, full within 2 weeks

Put the date in your resolution message. Make it public commitment. """

2. Postmortem template: """ PUBLIC POSTMORTEM STRUCTURE:

1. SUMMARY What happened, when, how long, who affected

2. TIMELINE Key events with timestamps

3. ROOT CAUSE Technical but accessible explanation

4. IMPACT Specific numbers if possible

5. WHAT WE'VE DONE Immediate fixes

6. WHAT WE'RE DOING Longer-term prevention

7. THANK YOU Acknowledge customer patience """

3. Legal-friendly language: """ TO LEGAL:

"We're not admitting liability by being transparent. We're stating facts about what happened and what we're doing. Companies that publish postmortems face fewer lawsuits because they demonstrate good faith."

Avoid: Speculation, blame individuals, unconfirmed causes Include: Timeline, facts, actions taken """

4. If you can't meet deadline: """ UPDATE ON POSTMORTEM:

"We committed to publishing our postmortem by [date]. We need more time to complete our investigation properly. New target: [date]. We haven't forgotten, and we'll deliver a thorough analysis."

Extending is okay. Silence is not. """

Symptoms

• Postmortem promised but not delivered
• Weeks since incident with no follow-up
• Internal postmortem done but not public
• Customers asking "where's the postmortem?"

Detection Pattern

postmortem|follow-up|analysis|report|promised

Apology Without Action - Sorry But Nothing Changes

Id

apology-without-action

Severity

high

Situation

Third outage this month. Each time: "We're sorry, we're working on improvements." But no specifics. No visible changes. Same issues keep happening. Apologies start to feel like insults. "They're not sorry, they're just saying it."

Why

Apologies without action are worse than no apology. They teach customers that your words mean nothing. Each empty apology trains them to expect nothing. Eventually, you can't apologize your way out because you've spent all your credibility.

Solution

1. Every apology needs specifics: """ ✗ "We're working on improvements" ✓ "We're adding redundancy to our payment system. This requires migrating to a multi-region setup, which we'll complete by [date]."

✗ "We take reliability seriously" ✓ "We're hiring two more SREs and implementing automated failover. Here's our public roadmap: [URL]" """

2. Commit to metrics: """ PUBLIC COMMITMENTS:

"We're committing to 99.9% uptime this quarter. Here's our public status page history: [URL]

If we miss this target, we'll [specific consequence]:

• Credit customers X%
• Publish detailed explanation
• Adjust pricing accordingly"

"""

3. Follow up on previous commitments: """ MONTHLY UPDATE:

"Last month we committed to [X]. Here's our progress:

• [Action 1]: Complete
• [Action 2]: In progress, 70%
• [Action 3]: Delayed because [honest reason]

We're not perfect, but we're keeping our promises." """

4. When patterns emerge: """ After 3rd similar incident:

"We've had three [type] incidents in [timeframe]. That's not acceptable. Here's what's different this time:

1. We've promoted reliability to CEO priority 2. We're investing $[X] in infrastructure 3. We're bringing in [external firm] to audit 4. We're publishing monthly reliability reports

We understand if you're skeptical. Watch our actions." """

Symptoms

• Same issue recurring
• Vague improvement promises
• No follow-up on commitments
• Customers saying "here we go again"

Detection Pattern

improvements|working on|taking action|sorry again

Compensation Confusion - Making Credits Worse Than Incident

Id

compensation-confusion

Severity

medium

Situation

Major outage. Company decides to give credits. But: credits require submitting a ticket, expire in 30 days, don't apply to annual plans, require promo code... By the time customers navigate the process, they're angrier than before the compensation was offered.

Why

Bad compensation is worse than no compensation. It says "we want credit for making it right without actually making it right." Every hurdle in claiming compensation is another reminder of the original failure. Make it automatic or don't bother.

Solution

1. Automatic > Requested: """ GOOD: "We're automatically crediting all affected accounts [X amount]. No action needed."

BAD: "Affected users can submit a ticket to request consideration for a credit."

If you're going to give credits, give them. Don't make customers beg. """

2. Simple terms: """ GOOD TERMS:

• Automatic application
• No expiration (or 12+ months)
• Applies to all plan types
• Clear amount communicated

BAD TERMS:

• Must request
• Expires in 30 days
• Only for monthly plans
• "Up to" amounts

"""

3. Compensation guidelines: """ RULE OF THUMB:

Hours of outage × 2 = Days of credit

4 hour outage = ~1 week credit Full day outage = ~2 weeks credit Data loss = Month+ or refund

Err on generous side. Goodwill > dollars. """

4. Communication: """ CREDIT ANNOUNCEMENT:

"We've automatically applied a [amount/time] credit to all accounts affected by yesterday's outage. You'll see this reflected in your next billing cycle.

No action needed on your part.

We know this doesn't make up for lost time, but we hope it demonstrates we take this seriously." """

Symptoms

• Complex credit process
• Credits with restrictions
• Customers complaining about compensation process
• The credit was more annoying than the outage

Detection Pattern

credit|compensation|refund|make it right

Crisis Communications - Validations

Service Without Status Page

Id

no-status-page-integration

Severity

warning

Type

regex

Pattern

• healthCheck|health-check|healthEndpoint
• monitoring|uptime|availability

Message

Health monitoring without status page integration detected.

Fix Action

Integrate with a status page (Statuspage.io, Instatus, BetterUptime) for incident communications

Applies To

• */.ts
• */.tsx
• */.js

Exceptions

• statuspage|status-page|instatus|betteruptime|cachet

Error Handling Without Incident Logging

Id

no-incident-logging

Severity

info

Type

regex

Pattern

• catch.Error|catch.error|catch.*e\)
• onError|handleError|errorHandler

Message

Error handling without incident logging system.

Fix Action

Add incident logging (PagerDuty, Opsgenie, Sentry) for critical errors

Applies To

• */.ts
• */.tsx

Exceptions

• pagerduty|opsgenie|sentry|incident|alert

Hardcoded User-Facing Error Messages

Id

hardcoded-error-messages

Severity

warning

Type

regex

Pattern

• message:.['"].error.*['"]
• toast\(.['"].failed.*['"]
• alert\(.['"].error.*['"]

Message

Hardcoded error messages may be inconsistent during incidents.

Fix Action

Use centralized error message system for consistent incident communications

Applies To

• */.tsx
• */.jsx

Exceptions

• i18n|t\(|intl|messages\.|ERROR_MESSAGES

App Without Maintenance Mode

Id

no-maintenance-mode

Severity

info

Type

regex

Pattern

• isLoading|loading.*true|LoadingSpinner
• fallback|Fallback|ErrorBoundary

Message

Loading/error states without maintenance mode capability.

Fix Action

Add maintenance mode feature for planned outages and incident communications

Applies To

• */.tsx
• */.jsx

Exceptions

• maintenance|MAINTENANCE|maintenanceMode|isMaintenanceMode

API Failure Without User Notification

Id

silent-api-failure

Severity

warning

Type

regex

Pattern

• fetch\(|axios\.|api\.
• \.catch.=>.\{\s*\}
• catch.*console\.(log|error)

Message

API calls may fail silently without user notification.

Fix Action

Show user-friendly error messages when APIs fail during incidents

Applies To

• */.ts
• */.tsx

Exceptions

• toast|notification|alert|showError|displayError

API Calls Without Retry Logic

Id

no-retry-logic

Severity

info

Type

regex

Pattern

• fetch\(|axios\.|useSWR|useQuery

Message

API calls without retry logic may cause poor UX during partial outages.

Fix Action

Add retry with exponential backoff for resilience during incidents

Applies To

• */.ts
• */.tsx

Exceptions

• retry|Retry|attempts|maxRetries|exponentialBackoff

API Calls Without Timeout

Id

missing-timeout

Severity

warning

Type

regex

Pattern

• fetch\(|axios\(

Message

API calls without explicit timeout may hang during incidents.

Fix Action

Set explicit timeouts to fail fast during outages

Applies To

• */.ts
• */.tsx

Exceptions

• timeout|Timeout|signal|AbortController|AbortSignal

External Calls Without Circuit Breaker

Id

no-circuit-breaker

Severity

info

Type

regex

Pattern

• externalApi|thirdParty|external.*service
• stripe|twilio|sendgrid|aws

Message

External service calls without circuit breaker pattern.

Fix Action

Implement circuit breaker for graceful degradation during third-party outages

Applies To

• */.ts
• */.tsx

Exceptions

• circuitBreaker|CircuitBreaker|breaker|fallback.*external

Generic Error Page Without Status Link

Id

generic-error-page

Severity

info

Type

regex

Pattern

• ErrorPage|error-page|500|ServerError
• Something went wrong|Oops|Error occurred

Message

Error page without link to status page.

Fix Action

Include status page link on error pages for incident visibility

Applies To

• */.tsx
• */.jsx

Exceptions

• status\..*\.com|statuspage|status-link|checkStatus

Feature Without Graceful Degradation

Id

no-graceful-degradation

Severity

info

Type

regex

Pattern

• feature.*enabled|isEnabled|featureFlag
• enabled:.*true|toggle

Message

Feature flags without graceful degradation handling.

Fix Action

Add fallback behavior when features are disabled during incidents

Applies To

• */.ts
• */.tsx

Exceptions

• fallback|graceful|degraded|offlineMode

Service Without Health Check Endpoint

Id

no-health-endpoint

Severity

warning

Type

regex

Pattern

• app\.(get|post)|router\.(get|post)
• createServer|express\(\)|fastify

Message

Server without health check endpoint for monitoring.

Fix Action

Add /health or /status endpoint for uptime monitoring and incident detection

Applies To

• */.ts
• */server.ts
• */app.ts

Exceptions

• /health|/status|healthCheck|readiness|liveness

Scheduled Jobs Without Notification

Id

no-downtime-notification

Severity

info

Type

regex

Pattern

• cron|schedule|setInterval
• migration|migrate|seed

Message

Scheduled operations without downtime notification system.

Fix Action

Add notification system for scheduled maintenance and migrations

Applies To

• */.ts
• */cron.ts
• */job.ts

Exceptions

• notify|notification|announcement|statusUpdate

Error Logs Without Request Context

Id

log-without-context

Severity

info

Type

regex

Pattern

• console\.error|logger\.error|log\.error

Message

Error logging without request context for incident debugging.

Fix Action

Include request ID, user context, and timestamp in error logs

Applies To

• */.ts
• */.tsx

Exceptions

• requestId|correlationId|traceId|userId|context

Weasel Word - "Inconvenience"

Id

weasel-word-inconvenience

Severity

warning

Type

regex

Pattern

• ['"].inconvenience.['"]
• any inconvenience|for the inconvenience

Message

Using 'inconvenience' minimizes customer impact in error messages.

Fix Action

Replace with specific impact acknowledgment (e.g., 'disruption to your work')

Applies To

• */.ts
• */.tsx
• */.md

Exceptions

Weasel Word - "Some Users"

Id

weasel-word-some-users

Severity

info

Type

regex

Pattern

• ['"].some users.['"]
• ['"].a small number.['"]

Message

Vague language 'some users' dismisses affected customers.

Fix Action

Use specific numbers or 'many of you' to acknowledge impact

Applies To

• */.ts
• */.tsx
• */.md

Exceptions

• \d+.*users|percentage|%

Passive Voice in Error Messages

Id

passive-voice-error

Severity

info

Type

regex

Pattern

• was discovered|has been found|were affected
• an error occurred|a problem was detected

Message

Passive voice in errors obscures responsibility.

Fix Action

Use active voice: 'We discovered...' or 'We detected...'

Applies To

• */.ts
• */.tsx

Exceptions

• we discovered|we found|we detected|our team